Some say that he reproduces by asexual means and his testicles are made of diamonds, all we know is his is called the Stig. Some say he was alive at the time of dinosaurs and that it was his helmet which caused them to become extinct. Some say he thinks that the snow is trying to kill him and that he knows every language in the world … including morse code.
Some say his bones are made of carbon fiber and that when he breathes, he expells the same ingredients in an exaust pipe. Some say he invented the bunny how and has a tattoo of his face on his face. Some say, he was made in China and assembled in Calafonia. Some say he brainwashed us all so we would forget that we saw his face. We call him the stig. Some say he once impregnated a Ferrari Enzo, which is astonishing considering that that car, was a male, and that he once won a farting competition, by shitting his trousers.
Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Primary Menu. Search for: Search. Home Top Gear Stig Quotes. Kristofer Lawrence February 5, at pm I agree with you. Brian June 29, at am Some say that he is as survivable as Twinkies and cockroaches, and that if he could be bothered he could stop global warming by installing a giant MaxxAir fan on the moon. Brian June 28, at am Some say that if you are to play the Scary Maze Game on a Wednesday in the evening, a video of him playing dominos appears at the end instead of the face of that possessed girl from the exorcist, and his favorite anime male lead is InuYasha.
Brian June 25, at am Some say that the television in his Icelandic holiday home stops working on Thursdays, and that his favorite grindcore band is The Wiggles. Stig, the March 2, at pm Some say he cries in Morse and that he admits that, rather preposterously, his best friend is Rubens Barrichello. Stigosaurus June 11, at pm Some say his sleeves attract wildebeest, and that he sexually identifies as a microwave oven.
Stigosaurus June 11, at pm Some say he can walk faster than he can run, and that his reflection in a mirror has a mind of its own. Stigosaurus June 11, at pm …and that he cannot wear roller skates without creating a logical paradox. Stigosaurus June 11, at pm Some say that he and the Lamborghini Gallardo are male and female of the same species. Stephen A. Fletcher May 14, at pm Some say that he got hit on the helmet by a baseball while he was goosing Kate Upton, and in a laboratory in the USA, he was putting afro-americans together from spare parts.
The Stig April 15, at pm Some say the moans heard during his orgasms stop orphans from crying, and he created The Loud House. Zephyr75 April 12, at pm Oops!! The Stig March 19, at am Some say that the town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch was named for his mom, and he was born around the time that the dinosaurs went extinct.
The Stig March 18, at am Some say his oven is a cremation machine, and if he ran for the President of the United States he would win by default… because he would have eaten the opposition and made himself a new race suit from their skin. The Stig March 16, at am Some say he once punched a process server in the face because the lawsuit filed against him was filed by somebody who had been killed in a car crash the week before, and he once spent all week having an bestiality orgy with his pet chickens.
The Stig March 16, at am Some say that when he was 12 he was sued by his aunt for breaking her wrist when she leaped on her in a birthday greeting when he was 8, and his idea of dieting is getting a liposuction. The Stig March 15, at am Some say that after the shooting of Michael Brown, he began to regret buying his new holiday home in Ferguson, Missouri, and he is baffled by the alt-right.
The Stig March 15, at am Some say that he once drove across the English Channel on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, on the roof of the Chunnel, and that he is baffled by British humor. The Stig March 15, at am Some say he once had a liposuction because his tummy hurt, and conspiracy theorists are terrified of him. The Stig March 15, at am Some say he once punched a man with down syndrome in the face for looking ugly, and his favorite Olympic sport is short course off road racing. The Stig March 15, at am Some say he was disqualified from the fencing contest at the Summer Olympics for using an actual garden fence, and he can communicate with children with intellectual disabilities or other developmental conditions just by simply waving his hand.
The Stig March 14, at am Some say he now regrets buying his new holiday home in Moscow, and he is banned from the American city of Akron, Ohio. The Stig March 13, at am Some say he was the undercover investigator who arrested several people in Stockton, California for selling homemade food, and he is baffled by police brutality.
Kyle April 12, at am Some say that he invented the Anteater and that when he wins at bingo he disintegrates slowly over 3 weeks. Oh come on Jeremy…. The Stig's Bathroom Plunger December 14, at am Some say he gave historians the secrets to Mesopotamia, and conspiracy theorists are absolutely frightened by him. Thomas the Tank Engine December 5, at am Some say when he walks into a locomotive the check engine light comes on. Thomas the Tank Engine November 2, at am Some say he owns of the few remaining Brubaker Box kit cars and his house is located in the middle of a old rock quarry.
Brandon October 12, at am Some say he owns the only smell-o-vision set in the world. StigFromSpace August 19, at pm Some say he actually CAN set fire to the rain, and that he possesses the mysterious power to make onions cry. StiggieStiggie August 10, at pm Some say that he used to be called Bruce but now prefers to be called Caitin, and that he is not a hero.
ThatGuyYouDon'tKnow June 22, at pm Some say he learned to drive by riding a horse backwards into a black hole; and that the Old Spice man is his apprentice. Jasper fraim June 10, at pm Some say that thermostats confuse him, and that he holds the world record for solving the rubix cube with his face. Andrew Norman Cook June 4, at pm Some say his eyes are transparent, he can hear snow falling and like every one else has 10 toes.
Squidward May 10, at pm Some say that his birth certificate is a apology letter from the petrol factory and he stores all of his cars in the BBC parking garage. Squidward May 9, at am Some say he invented atheism and his nose is a trombone. Bryan A May 4, at pm Some say he does not eat animal crackers because he is vegetarian; and hes cooler than a polar bears toe nail. Mathias Uncertain April 4, at pm Self censored.
Tebza77 March 26, at pm Some say that to this day he believes he was named after an extinct bird and that his insides are an actual V8 Engine! Tebza77 March 26, at pm Some say that he is frightened at the sight of the Alphabet, and that when massaged his pulse does not exist!
Tebza77 March 26, at pm Some say that in a rally race he employs his own shadow to read out pace notes, and to celebrate a win he drives the entire rally course in reverse! Rosin March 20, at pm Some say that if he misses his regularly scheduled maintenance, he starts beeping; and that he has no opinion whatsoever on matters concerning beans. Rosin March 20, at pm Some say that he can write and speak bar codes fluently, and that he thinks Obama is a Pokemon.
K8 March 11, at pm Some say that he has male pattern hairness, and that he is three years older than his father. Tommy March 9, at pm Some say he got two brothers who are in to music Draft Punk , and he has never seen a ocean. Ethan D. ZenOfLogic February 24, at am Some say he wears a helmet under his helmet, and that, if one listen carefully, can hear him howling during a full moon.
EpicPoptart February 22, at am Some say he won all World Wars, and he has a fear of automatic flush toilets. Jolly Stig February 20, at am Some say he brings popcorn into movie theater though it is forbidden; and when the movie is showing a sad scene, tears drop from his helmet.
Danni ananta February 18, at am Some say he only drink petrol. Daniel Dos February 11, at am Some say that he once kicked the president and that he is allergic to moths. February 6, at pm Some say that his favorite political drama is Pingu, and he conducts electricity on Swiss railroads. Matt Smith's love child February 6, at pm Some say, he stalks Matt Smith every second night, and that he holds parties with katy Perry the 32th of July. Shawn February 5, at am Some say that he goes 0 to 60 in 3.
The Stig's Antarctic Cousin January 29, at am Some say he is fluent binary code, and that he was banned from all movie theaters because he talks too much. Sean McKellar January 29, at am The movie theater part was clever! The Stig's Antarctic Cousin January 29, at am Some say his genitals are made of plutonium, and that he is actually related to Daft Punk.
Albert Einstein January 8, at pm Some say he invented the theory of relativity, and that he likes to stick out his tongue.
Andrew January 3, at pm Some say that he once jumped 5 millimetres, and that he time travelled to when Hitler was let out of prison to step on an ant.
Matt Smith's love child February 6, at pm You are my hero. Nelo October 24, at am Some say he taught Big Foot how to fetch and roll over, and that he was once bitten by a zombie… and it then turned into David Cameron.
Superstig September 18, at pm Some Say That hi has is own tv-show and his helmet is explosive… All we know hi is called stigy. IvIUI2D3I2 September 4, at am Some say he sells cans of evaporated water to Californians; and that any pictures of him without his helmet cannot be hacked from the iCloud.
IvIUI2D3I2 September 4, at am Some say he has a full body tattoo of himself, only taller; and that his tracksuit size is medium rare. Mike September 3, at am Some say that, during his short time in New York City, he strangled a pigeon to death for eating a piece of bread that he dropped on the ground, and that he is mysteriously drawn to all citrus fruits, except the lime. The Stig October 4, at pm Thats a good one!
The Stig's Japanese cousin September 1, at pm Some say he does not know what the Bergerak is. Shakur August 26, at pm Some say that when his about to sleep he crawls up into his helmet like a tortise and that when he removes his helmet people can see what his thinking…his called the stig.
The Stig's Japanese cousin August 26, at pm Some say that that he raced the Grave Digger monster truck at a Nitro Jam show that occurred on a rainy day using only his hands, and a milk crate. HamShanky August 26, at am Some say that he once slipped on an orange peel, some say that he ate a porcelain mug, without any tea! The Stig's Japanese cousin August 25, at pm Some say he sued the American Legacy Foundation for using a image of him smashing a candy cigarette into the area where his mouth is covered by his helmet in one of their TheTruth.
The Stig's Japanese cousin August 21, at pm Some say that he was a female in the past and was called Helen Keller. The Stig's Japanese cousin August 21, at pm Some say he is the only person in the entire world to watch The Ring and live to tell the tale. The Stig's Japanese cousin August 16, at pm Some say he was employed by my good friend David Cameron to shoot motorists on the M1 who drive too slowly.
The Stig's Japanese cousin August 15, at am Some say he recently gained a liking for pickled onion Monster Munch due to a temporary mishap with a spellbook. StanDando August 10, at pm Some say: As a Jedi he once had an apprentice called Boris Becker And that he provokes dogs to think calmly about existentialism.
StanDando August 10, at pm Some say: That he only drinks from cupholders. And his favorite number of cyllinders is the square root of Boobless. StanDando August 10, at pm Some say: He refuses to acknowledge the sovereignty of Bangladesh.
StanDando August 10, at pm Some Say he is the recipient of the most meaningful look from anyone issuing a fishing license. Husaam August 9, at pm Some say he can hold his breath for exactly 3. The Stig's Japanese cousin August 8, at pm Some say he took all week staring at a stop sign and waiting for it to say go. The Stig's Japanese cousin August 8, at pm Some say that his favorite disease he had when he was a child, was fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva.
J July 31, at pm Some say that he owns a strip club in Mongolia and that his nose is on backwards. Adam Brown July 31, at am Some say that he is a proffesional chicken trainer, and that he thinks flowers are out to get gim. All we know is he is called the stig some say he is flame retardant and that he thinks the ocean is a myth.
James July 24, at am Some say that his feet are detachable pedals and that his hands are capable of attaching themselves to cars…and ducks and is held up by FRIC Suspension and that to drive a vehicle is turned of and drives like a Lotus that actually does what it is supposed to. James July 24, at am Some say that he recorded a record of him reciting his birth certificate information and that at full volume, is deafening silence. Marsidotes July 18, at am Some say that he has a secret identity as Jor El, and that he claims to have invented the colour white.
GiromCalica July 17, at pm Some say his armpits have enough Karmic energy to open a portal to Gensokyo, and sleeps between himself. Lawanna July 4, at pm This post is very interesting but it took me a long time to find it in google. Jordan June 23, at pm Some say that he urinates petrol and he sleeps not under covers in his bed, put under the hood of his car. Jordan June 23, at am Some say that when he visited the queen, he convinced her to give him a fist bump.
Mudders June 12, at am some say…he can digest a brick in Elliot May 21, at am Some say that he thrives on effluent from steel mills, and that in Ukraine, there is a language spoken in his honour. All we know is, we call him The Stig! Anderson April 21, at pm Some say, he he found a needle in a haystack, in three seconds, and that he fought a bear, and empregnated it.
April 18, at pm This one is for Jeremy and all of the other non-motorcycle riders in the World. RollTider April 17, at pm Some say that he was the worlds largest supplier of pennies, and area 51 is the secret concentration camp for the rest of his species. RollTider April 17, at pm Some say that he has the worlds largest collection of toe nails that he has harvested off his bee hive, and that he speaks igbo.
RollTider April 17, at pm Some say that due to the recent rivalry between Ps4 and X-box one, he has bought his first gameboy, and that the advice he gave to Siddhartha Buddha caused him to reach enlightenment. Aidan Eloff April 1, at am Some say that he starts up quicker when presented strong pornography, and that he is used in scheduled nuclear reactor maintanance.
WinkzWankz March 28, at am I read and felt that it was useful. RollTider March 19, at pm Some say that he has no apparent conception of ice, and that he doesnt see the use in owning a spoon. RollTider March 19, at pm Some say that he invented the modern baseball hat to keep his feet dry, and that he sells cookies to raise money for baby chimps with pnemonia.
RollTider March 13, at pm Some say that he invented corduroy stockings, and that doesnt know what australians are for. RollTider March 13, at pm Some say that he was surprised to find sir edmond hilary in his dining room on mt.
RollTider March 13, at pm Some say that his american cousin is Iron Man, and that he is naked under his suit. RollTider March 13, at pm Some say that his favorite hobby is puting the heads of shrimp back on, and that his accountant is Donald Trump. RollTider March 13, at pm Some say that he reads books inside out, and that when he stumps his toe an actual atomic bomb is detonated.
RollTider March 13, at pm Some say that he doesnt know what the back of his hand looks like, and that he doesnt use the bathroom like the rest of us. RollTider March 11, at pm Some say that he bought the entire worlds supply of earthworms for his new home planet on pluto, and that he caused the Chernobyl accedent by successfully eating soup with chop sticks.
RollTider March 11, at pm Some say that his hearing aid is from a light switch, and that under his helmet he has a massive afro. RollTider March 11, at pm Some say that the old stig died because he took medicine with too many side effects, and that he will make a special guest apperence at the Rio olympics, in a gay brothel. RollTider March 11, at pm Some say that if he punched Chuck Norris, that Chuck Norris would punch back, and that as a child he suffered severe head trauma because he was a bowling pin.
RollTider March 11, at pm Some say that he wipes his bottom with ceiling tiles, and he is powered by blue meth. Sagarci Expand Collapse. Joined: Sep 12, Messages: HockeySnipe16 Expand Collapse. Joined: Jul 22, Messages: I have a problem with the stig. Then when I set the bus driver option to empty, the option to have the stig just disappears.
Here are some images to help explain: When I first spawn in the bus there is no driver It says that there is already a bus driver under the vehicle config Then I set it to have no bus driver And finally, the option vanishes. It's not the most important thing in the world if this issue doesn't get fixed but if you can help in any way, that would be awesome. Like x 1. CrashCarAlex Expand Collapse. Joined: Dec 20, Messages: Btw, great mod.
Sorry people It will be a while before I can mod again Some irl things happening and I will be without a PC for a while Sold I should be back to modding in a few months so don't give up on me yet! Note: This Early Access game is not complete and may or may not change further.
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